I’ve got a little list—I’ve got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed—who never would be missed.
The Chorus justifies his selections...
He’s got ’em on the list—he’s got ’em on the list,
And they’ll none of ’em be missed—they’ll none of them be missed.
Verse 2 enumerates potential victims with great accuracy
The self-righteous Prius driver with his fifty M.P.G.,
And the urban bicyclist—I’ve got them on the list—
And who goes first at four-way stops? Why me, me, me, me, ME!
The traffic anarchist—he never would be missed.
And the dinner guest announcing that she’s vegan, gluten-free,
Just as you serve Beef Wellington, your gourmet specialty.
She nibbles at a radish, gastronomic terrorist—
I don’t think she’ll be missed—I’m sure she’ll not be missed.
Verse 3 cites, even more uproariously, appropriate choices for the list
The idiot chasing Pokémon who walks right into you—
The phone clutched in her fist—I’m sure she won’t be missed,
And the fool who voted BREXIT and then googled “What’s EU?”
Unthinking sep’ratist—I’ve got him on the list.
And that ranting demagogue, the xenophobic billionaire—
(I’m sure you know the one I mean—the ego with the hair).
But it really doesn’t matter whom you put upon the list,
For they’d none of ’em be missed—they’d none of ’em be missed!
Chorus
You may put ’em on the list—you may put ’em on the list,
And they’ll none of ’em be missed—they’ll none of them be missed!
We came home after the show in an upbeat mood and had a quick but delicious dessert before retiring to bed. Tomorrow was going to be another busy day.
CIRCUS
Sunday, August 28th was our day with Alex at the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus – the Greatest Show on Earth. In the parking lot some friendly folk took a picture of the four of us beside one of the circus trailers – one from far away to get in all the writing on the trailer and one close up so you can tell it is really us.
I think a lion king shirt is an appropriate choice for Alex to be wearing to a circus, don't you?
I'll admit. I was dubious about the upcoming show. How can a circus really be a circus without elephants, the iconic symbol of the big top? Come to think of it, few circuses are held in a big tent any more either, so I guess anything is possible. The theme of this show was Out of This World,
My doubts were for naught. It was GREAT! Our seats were centrally located (Section 101) and close up (row 5). I show this picture not only to document Alex once again devouring his customary tub of popcorn but also to illustrate the great view we had. The show was also on ice at one end of the arena.
Before the show began, as the seats were gradually getting populated, an animal trainer instructed the audience how the tigers and lions are taught to follow commands. Later on in the show this same trainer had a large repertoire of creatures other than the big cats perform – llamas, huge hogs, goats, etc.
In the opening, suspended from the the ceiling high overhead around the perimeter of the arena were six to eight of these spheres housing extremely limber, extremely daring aerialist/gymnasts flowing languidly from one pose to another, while opening and closing the hinged ball. They were mesmerizing. Even Alex, popcorn and all, stayed engaged watching them.
The next act was a balancing act that was equally, if not more, impressive, than the opening and closing spheres. This is where the theme out of this world began to make sense to me. The lighting and special effects really made you feel you were in outer space. The aerialists, dressed in space suits like astronauts and moving in very slow almost weightless motion added to the serene, almost eerie, environment.
This rotation device was in the very center so we were directly in front of it. Our view was not from the side, but head on. That perspective really impressed on me just how high up they were and just how narrow a rail or wheel of track they were traversing. The track is the thin band in the center of the photo in the center of the rink. Equally amazing is watching the riggers swap out the equipment for each performance, assembling and disassembling complex structures in a matter of minutes, often in the dark, while another act continued on elsewhere.
In a Cirque de Soleil style, the show had an overriding tale woven throughout it about the search for the greatest circus act, a sort of villain versus noble ringmaster competition. In my opinion this neither added nor detracted from the show. There were still the classic funny multiple dogs acts, trapeze acts, and horse trick rider acts that you come to expect of a circus. They seemed to have a new spin though.
Several stilts/high-off-the-ground oriented acts were added. A basketball game on unicycles was extra comical – especially when you got to the dunking part on the super tall unicycle.
Synchronized and formation ice skating on stilt-fitted blades gave third dimension possibilities when elevating the skaters above the ice. Can you imagine that degree of difficulty that must add to your skating skills?
We had a fantastic time at the "updated" circus and Alex stayed engaged throughout all of it, which made Frank and me even happier.
As we filed out, we got an added bonus. Maxine and Eric, her son, are huge Sharks fans. The event center in San Jose where the circus was held is also known as The Shark Tank because it is home rink to the hockey team. We were allowed to pass along an exit route with an elevator and fewer stairs to accommodate special needs. Along the way we photo-documented that she had been there among the Sharks memorabilia. There was a photo montage along the hallway walls.
Although it was closed, she posed beside the
Sharks Store.
She peered in the windows.
The four of us had a casual dinner at
Red Robin before dropping Alex off at his home and driving back to Livermore. The front half of a bright red Chevy in the lobby of that restaurant never fails to amuse me.